A few hours ago I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was still asleep.
This is a problem.
I need to do laundry. If I'm asleep, how will I know two socks aren't balled into one before I toss them in the washer?
So here's what I'm thinking. I go back to sleep, wake up, everything will be the way it should. Thing is, I'm already asleep. Not sure how I will get back to sleep when I'm already asleep. I could stay up asleep, and hope that I fall asleep from being asleep, so that when I wake up I won't be asleep. Yeah, that's worth a try.
On my back. On my bed. Eyes closed. Fence. Sheep. Jump-.
This won't work.
Light is seeping through my eyelids. I need something to block out the light. Something like a sleep mask. I have a sleep mask. A production company included one in a bag of swag at the launch of their fall line-up one year. Given the quality of their shows, including the mask now seems prescient.
On my back. On my bed. Mask on. Fence. Sheep-.
It's dark. Too dark. Way too dark.
I feel like Clarice Starling at the end of Silence of the Lambs when she's in the psycho killer's lair stumbling around in blackness, while he stalks her sporting night vision goggles. What if somebody is outside my mask, in my room, sporting night vision goggles. They can see me. I can't see them. Because I'm in the dark. Because I'm wearing a sleep mask. Because I'm asleep awake and I'm trying to get to sleep so I can wake up.
I can lie here paralyzed with fear. I can lie here paralyzed with more fear. Or, I can take my chances and run.
I run. Jump up. Scream. Flail. Smack into the door. Fall back. Take off the sleep mask. Rush out. Close the bedroom door behind me.
In the hallway, my heart pounding, I determine I must go back in so I'll know. I swing the door open, make a quick check under the bed, in the closet, under the bed, in the closet, under the bed. No creature sporting night vision goggles or otherwise.
Every inch of my body tingles.
And then I realize...I am not asleep awake anymore.
I am awake.
I make a note to send my fear a gift basket.